Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:44

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I have a reading level above third grade
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
I can read
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Do people really have sex with animals?
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t cotton to rapists
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I understand how hurricane paths work
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I see through liars
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I can count
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I have complete contempt for fakery
I actually pay taxes